Episode 144, “First Blood”

Uncanny X-Men #155, March 1982
“First Blood”
Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Bob Wiacek, Lettered by Joe Rosen, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Colorist Scorned!

In Which We Discover That It Is Nigh Impossible To Repair The Trauma Of Fractured Familial Bonds Under The Constant Assault Of Alien Incursion, That The Shi’Ar Admiral Always Proudly Displays His Daughter’s Tentacle Art On The Dreadnaught Refrigerator, And That Deathbird Would Have Long Ago Conquered The Galaxy If She Could Stop Buying All Her Weaponry From “As Seen On TV!”

The Shi’ar Are Slaves To The Whims Of Whomever The Empress Be Banging!

It is super awkward when your Dad insists on chaperoning your date and won’t stop whispering “Just go for it, Wuss!”
With Wolverine’s blades, you would think something could be done about Nightcrawler’s hair.
Tigra had stuck her butthole in Logan’s face for the last time.
Kitty is a one woman E-Hollywood red carpet disaster!
True New Yorkers are the ones who don’t stare at these two as they walk by. Hey, Tex? Real New York cowboys are naked!
What?! They’re energy javelins. You’re the real dirty bird!
I know Storm is supposed to be the sex symbol, but would you look at the cake on Corsair!
At least this bomb blast comes with extra pepperoni.
No species could compete with The Brood when it came to winning “Galaxy’s Biggest Smile”.
Ohhhh, does Petey’s tum tum hurt? Scottie give it a rub a dub. Baby gonna be all right.

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