Episode 113, “Dazzler”

X-Men #130, February 1980
Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter

If You Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bo Derek!

In Which We Find That Wolverine Lives In Constant Fear Of Recklessly Fast Zipper Pull-Ups, That Like Many Girls Jean Grey Dreams Of A Traditional, Intimate Wedding In A Quaint Church That Only Partially Smells of Its Own Fiery Conflagration, And That There Are Two Things Dazzler Loves: Driving Disco Beats And Speculative Fiction By The Dean Of Science Fiction!

C’mon Hanes! The X-men Desperately Need A Sponsorship Deal!

C’mon Kurt, Paparazzi are watching, I can see the headlines now,”Emerging from party limo, it’s  the PissCrawler”.

Studio 5.4? Every Night Of The Week Fever? Xana-Don’t?

You got to kill a lot of husbands to get a widow’s peak that deep.

This week’s Shark Tank took an unexpected turn.

Am I the only one surprised he said man and WOMAN?

The episode of the Carol Burnett Show the networks were too cowardly to air!

Could have gotten the 20 foot audio cable, Dazz, but nooooo the 18 foot one was on sale…

Hey babe, just hanging out in the limo, wha cha you doin? U up?

And that’s what I call a double take! Two for the price of one! Making the 7-10 split! Double, double, doublemint eye blasts!

Really? Well if you’re so clever write your own joke. [Door Slam. STEP STep Step step…. Distant car engine start. Rrrrummmm…]

Why does Jason Wyngarde have Andrew Dice Clay’s shadow?  He needed the money. Ohhh!

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