Episode 105, “Listen — Stop Me if You’ve Heard It — But This One Will Kill You!”

X-Men #123, July 1979
“Listen — Stop Me if You’ve Heard It — But This One Will Kill You!”
Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter

A Festival of Internecine Fights!

In Which We Discover That Ororo Must Be By Far the Cleanest Member of the X-men, That Colossus Has Finally Earned His Big Boy Pants, And That Arcade Has Managed To Merge His Three Greatest Passions: Homicide, Inflatable Latex, and Who Rock Operas!

If There Is One Thing We Know about Banshee It Is That He Loves Idiosyncratic Language, Particularly Mixtures of Standard English Lexical Items With Neologistic Multilingual Puns and Portmanteau Words! Well That, And Tobacco!

Stop that webbed menace! He’s stolen the Washington Square Arch!

On our tour today, we will be visiting the Sanctum Sanctorum of the inimitable Dr. Strange! There it is, just past the sflannging schlong!

When you want Minecraft done right…

They always blast too early when you say “Be still, I’m coming.”

Dammit! Superman makes this look so easy!

If we could get this ride for the school fair, we would need nothing else.

Cyclops does not understand why he can’t find his way out of the Ikea showroom.

Logan could never shake his body image issues.

The new Domo doll seems unnecessarily vicious.

Foolish X-Men! Thursday is Street Fighter II Cosplay Day!

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