Episode 092, “The ‘X’-Sanction!”

X-Men #110, April 1978
“The ‘X’-Sanction!”
Written by Chris Claremont, Art by Tony DeZuniga and Dave Cockrum, Lettered by Annette Kawecki, Colors by Andy Yanchus, Edited by Archie Goodwin

Don’t Make Hulk Angry… By Refusing To Buy Back His Cocaine!

In Which We Discover That Wolverine Treats Every Problem Like A Gordian Knot, That The Mansion Workplace Environment Really Improved Once The Professor Instituted The No Pining For Jean Grey Rule, And That Wolverine Likes To Win His Ladies The Right Way: Popping The Biggest Claw!

Being Wolverine’s Secret Santa Is A Thankless Task!

Scott Anderson, also known affectionately as the Cocaine-Selling Hulk of Coventry. Note the green tint of his mug-shot skin.


Ah, the days of the ole’ Mutie Leagues… ‘Boom Boom’ Rasputin, Pants Cassidy, and of course the immortal Chuckie Wheelchairs!

Don’t judge Wolverine for his sexual squash fetish.

…and those sweet, sweet tennis shorts.

Whatever Moira was shot with instantly gave her jazz hands.

Jean hated when her beard got stuck in the Professor’s spokes.

Raspberry Icee Night continued to escalate beyond Cyclops’ control.

It was a lot of set-up for one purple nerple, but Wolverine regretted nothing.

And… that was where Colossus developed a taste for Latex.

X-men are busting out all over, all over the meadows and the hills!

Actually, Logan, on further consideration I will pass on the deep tissue massage.

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