Episode 051, “The Devil Had A Daughter!”

X-Aspirations Episode 051
X-Men #51, December 1968
“The Devil Had A Daughter!”
Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Jim Steranko, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee.

Also Included: “The Lure of the Beast-Nappers!”
Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Herb Cooper, Edited by Stan Lee.

To Tariff Is Human, To Forgive Custom Fees Divine!

In Which We Learn That Lorna Dane May Be Less Fresh Than Advertised, That Cyclops’ Inability To Pucker Up and Blow Causes A Lot Of Inter-Team Strife, And That Magneto Loves His Monogram… Which Is Another Word That Starts With M!

Heck, Filial Duty Doesn’t Even Make My Top Twenty!

Even among the legions of the damned, one can not escape awkward interoffice baby showers.

The punch landed first on his chin, but the follow through is all crotch.

Mmmmmmm, your hair smells just like a Shamrock Shake ™.

This would be the last time the X-Men hosted the Kids’ Choice Awards.

Maybe Scott over-reacted, but that rogue chicken would be bothering no one else, ever again.

Oh, Cyclops, these pimples just won’t go away.  What am I to do?  The prom is next week!

Don’t get over-excited. He gave almost the exact same speech an hour ago followed by:
“Eat A Corndog— EAT A CORNDOG!”

Submitted for and subsequently rejected by the Urban Poetry Journal.

You thought that fire was coming from my hand?

When Captain Hook discovered non-lethal compliance weapons, it was a game changer.

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