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Episode 020, “I, Lucifer…”

X-Men #20, May 1966

In Which We Learn That Cyclops May Need To Top Off His Juice, That The Super Weapon Of Lucifer MAY Be Overcompensating For Something, And Sector B Totally Rules While Clearly Sector A Drools!

Episode 019, “Lo! Now Shall Appear – The Mimic!”

X-Men #19, April 1966

In Which We Discover Why Not All Civil War Antiquities Belong On A Mantlepiece, Why Experimental Chemistry Has No Place In The Home of The Single Dad, And Why It Is So Freaking Hard To Keep One Working Sugar Dispenser On Every Damn Table!

Episode 018, “If Iceman Should Fail…!”

X-Men #18, March 1966

In Which We Learn The Only Brotherhood Magneto Should Be Concerned With Is The International Brotherhood of The Teamsters, That Some May Confuse Angels With Eggies, And That One Should Never Bring an Ultraviolet Inspection Light Into Xavier’s Guest Room Unless They Are Prepared For a Sight They Can Not Ever Unsee!

Episode 017, “…And None Shall Survive!”

X-Men #17, February 1966

In Which We Learn That To Keep His Apartment Xavier May Need To Convince His Landlord Mr. Roper That He Is Light In The Loafers, That Cyclops’ Optometrist Would Like To Invite You To His Gun Show, And That Beast May Have Renewed His Membership For The He-Man Woman Haters Club!

Special Edition – X-Men: First Class

We lie down and take in this latest mutant escapade! Check out what we thought of this X-Prequel.

Episode 016, “The Supreme Sacrifice!”

X-Men #16, January 1966

In Which We Learn That Mutants Are Better Globe Fodder Than Falling Snow, That The Crystal Power Lobby Might Be More Powerful Than I Previously Thought, And That No Matter How Big The Problem There Is A Wrench Big Enough To Fix It.

Episode 015, “Prisoners of the Mysterious Master Mold!”

X-Men #15, December 1965

In Which We Find That If You Can’t Ride Your Ice Slide You Better Make It Glide, That Robot-Man Procreation Would Be An Abomintaion If It Didn’t Feel So Right, And That All Applications For Human Evisceration Must Be Filed In Triplicate.

Episode 014, “Among Us Stalk The Sentinels!”

X-Men #14, November 1965

In Which We Discover The Lost Sensual Art of Wing Taping, That Even Crazed Bigots Have A Modicum of Self-Preservation, And That There Is No Word In The English Language More Terrifying Than… Anthropologist.

Episode 013, “Where Walks The Juggernaut!”

X-Men #13, September 1965

In Which We Learn That Demon Warriors Get All The Best Bondage Gear, That The Days of Professor X Running In Manhattan’s Elite Social Circles Are Over, And That The Juggernaut Likes To Get It From Behind!

Episode 012, “The Origin of Professor X!”

X-Men #12, July 1965

In Which We Learn That Children Should Never Be Told What Their Grenades Do, That Kim Jong-Il May Have A Future In Convention Cosplay, And That The Butler Did It! Did He Ever!