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Episode 125, “Days of Future Past”

X-Men #141, January 1981

In Which We Learn That Danger Room Brunch is the Deadliest Brunch of All, That Pillsbury Breads Should Never Be Substituted for any Feminine Hygiene Products, And That Somehow Walter Mondale’s Candidacy Was Even More Disastrous in X-Men Continuity!

Special Edition – X-Men: Days of Future Past

We lie down again and take our second foray into Marvel Mutant Movies! Check out what we thought of this X-Mash-Up of epic proportions. Just as a warning, we spoil the heck out of it after that. So listen with care.

Episode 081, “Deathstar Rising!”

X-Men #99, June 1976

In Which We Learn That Everyone Is Afraid To Ask Nightcrawler What Exactly Happens At A Jahrmarkt, That No Matter Their Color, Creed, or Country, Postal Workers Are Always Disgruntled, And That Cyclops Just Wants To Be Able To Pass Through A Macy’s Without Coming Out Smelling Like A French Whore!

Episode 080, “Merry Christmas, X-Men…”

X-Men #98, April 1976

In Which We Discover That The X-Mansion Undergarment Situation Is Becoming Desperate, That Nothing Ruins Romantic Mojo Like Artificial Humanoids, And That All Marvel Scientists Want To Pretend They Know Astronomy, You Know, Because It Is Awesome!

Episode 060, “Do Or Die, Baby!”

X-Men #59, August 1969

In Which We Discover That Beast Is Not Altogther Pleased With Scott’s Commitment To His Personal Safety, That Our Future Robot Overlords Will Never Host A Pity Party, And That The Alphanumerically Low Robots Deserve An Award Just For Trying!

Episode 058, “The Sentinels Live!”

X-Men #57, June 1969

In Which We Discover That The Sentinels Latest Album Has A Much More Raw And Frenetic Sound, That Sometimes All You Need Is A Good Long Cold Poling, And That No Self-Respecting Criminal Henchman Will Follow Anyone Without A Monocle Or, At Bare Minimum, An Eye Patch!

Episode 016, “The Supreme Sacrifice!”

X-Men #16, January 1966

In Which We Learn That Mutants Are Better Globe Fodder Than Falling Snow, That The Crystal Power Lobby Might Be More Powerful Than I Previously Thought, And That No Matter How Big The Problem There Is A Wrench Big Enough To Fix It.

Episode 015, “Prisoners of the Mysterious Master Mold!”

X-Men #15, December 1965

In Which We Find That If You Can’t Ride Your Ice Slide You Better Make It Glide, That Robot-Man Procreation Would Be An Abomintaion If It Didn’t Feel So Right, And That All Applications For Human Evisceration Must Be Filed In Triplicate.

Episode 014, “Among Us Stalk The Sentinels!”

X-Men #14, November 1965

In Which We Discover The Lost Sensual Art of Wing Taping, That Even Crazed Bigots Have A Modicum of Self-Preservation, And That There Is No Word In The English Language More Terrifying Than… Anthropologist.