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“Mesmero”

Episode 094, “Magneto Triumphant!”

X-Men #112, August 1978

In Which We Find That Magneto Is Like a Box Of Chocolates, Only Its Just Two Flavors And They Both Taste Nasty, That While Moira MacTaggert May Look Good In The French Maid Outfit That Is As Far as It Goes, And That Wolverine Has a Rational Fear of Giant Knives In His Face!

Episode 093, “Mindgames!”

X-Men #111, June 1978

In Which We Learn That Beast Has A Singin’ In The Rain Wardrobe Always At The Ready, That You Have To Pay Extra For The Yukon Blow Off, And That Wolverine Is McCoy’s Feral Brother of Another Mother!

Episode 073, “Sins Of The Secret Empire!”

Captain America #172-175, Apr-Jul 1974

In Which We Discover That Cap and Falcon Know Only Vagrants and Farmers Travel Without A Double Windsor, That Being A Hero Requires An Encyclopedic Knowledge of the Grand Old Opry, That Cap Depends Upon The Kindness of Strange Truckers, And That Professor X Specializes In Long Distance Rumbly Tummies!

Episode 061, “In The Shadow Of… Sauron!”

X-Men #60, September 1969

In Which We Find That The X-Men Health Plan Only Covers Maniacal Doctor Care, That Long Extinct Prehistoric Species Have Abysmally Low Q Ratings, And That A Guy Who Wants To Look Tough Should Really Downplay His Feathers!

Episode 059, “Mission: Murder!”

X-Men #58, July 1969

In Which We Find That For A Guy With Such A Biblical Name, Angel’s Religious Education Shows Some Fairly Substantal Gaps, That Havok Is Equally Well Dressed For Both The Tour De France And The MTV Music Awards, And That We Should Never Forget That Sentinel #8 Is The Baddest MoFo RoBo In The Land!

Episode 052, “Twilight of the Mutants!”

X-Men #52, January 1969

In Which We Find That Cyclops Has An Unswayable Commitment To The Business Of Show, That One Should Never Open Erik the Red’s Bag of Tricks In Front Of A Minor, And That Even Stan Lee Was Trying To Cash In On The Twilight Phenomenon, Thirty Years Before Its Publication!

Episode 051, “The Devil Had A Daughter!”

X-Men #51, December 1968

In Which We Learn That Lorna Dane May Be Less Fresh Than Advertised, That Cyclops’ Inability To Pucker Up and Blow Causes A Lot Of Inter-Team Strife, And That Magneto Loves His Monogram… Which Is Another Word That Starts With M!

Episode 050, “City of Mutants”

X-Men #50, November 1968

In Which We Discover That Supervillains Are Irresistably Draw To Scandinavian Modular Furniture, That Magneto Likes To Spend His Downtime Cruising The Carribbean Mixing Fruity Drinks, And That The Only Dark Lord To Which Lorna Dane Will Bow Down Is His Royal Highness, The Blizzard of Oz!

Episode 049, “Who Dares Defy… The Demi-Men?”

X-Men #49, October 1968

In Which We Find That Iceman Practices Total Domination of the Salad Bar, That The Troubles of Mesmero All Stem From His Zero J-Date Response Rate, And That Modern Hair Styling May Hide A Multitude of Mutants!