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Episode 098, “To Save The Savage Land”

X-Men #116, December 1978

In Which We Find That The Pterodactyl Men Would Be Wise To Invest In Some High Quality Bond Stationery, That Banshee Has a Body Built For Ladies But A Mouth Designed For Rest Stops, And That It Looks Like Cyclops Needs To Stop Skipping Xavier’s Zoomba Classes!

Episode 097, “Visions of Death!”

X-Men #115, November 1978

In Which We Learn That The Savage Land May Destroy Your Shirt But The Delicious Mansculpting Kind Of Makes Up For It, That Cyclops Is Such A Coward That Not Even Kenny Rogers Could Redeem Him, And That I’ll Be Fine With Flame Skin Drawings As Long As They Cut The Stupid Chinese Symbols Crap! You Don’t Speak Flame Chinese Either, Poseur!

Episode 064, “War In The World Below!”

X-Men #63, December 1969

In Which We Discover That Ka-Zar Loses Interest Fast In Things He Can Not Punch, That Cats Have Nothing On The Lives Of Magneto, And That You Could Take A Subway To China If It Weren’t For The Damn Mole People!

Episode 010, “The Coming of Ka-Zar!”

X-Men #10, March 1965

In Which We Learn That Color TV Or Not One Must Always Knock Before Entering Warren’s Room, That Tyrannosaurs And Pyramids Are An Unpleasant Mix At Best, And Hospitality Thy Name Is Not Ape Man.