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“Garokk the Petrified Man”

Episode 133, “And The Dead Shall Bury The Living!”

X-Men #149, September 1981

In Which We Find That Wolverine Skipped the Entire Underpants Grappling Section of The Workplace Harassment Manual, That There Is Never a Piece of Food That Can’t Be Improved By Shoving More Food Into It, And That The X-men Don’t Understand Kitty And Never Will Because They Are Stupid And Old And Smelly And She Hates Them Sooooo Much!

Episode 098, “To Save The Savage Land”

X-Men #116, December 1978

In Which We Find That The Pterodactyl Men Would Be Wise To Invest In Some High Quality Bond Stationery, That Banshee Has a Body Built For Ladies But A Mouth Designed For Rest Stops, And That It Looks Like Cyclops Needs To Stop Skipping Xavier’s Zoomba Classes!