Episode 054, “From The Sky… Winged Wrath!”

Ka-Zar #2-3 & Marvel Tales #30, Dec. 1970 – April 1971

In Which We Discover That Security At All Our National Monuments Seems Woefully Underfunded, That Angel Is Not Above Consuming Crustacean-Shaped Man Meat, And That The Worthington Estate Is Built On A Bloody Foundation Of Human Containment Tubes!

Episode 053, “The Rage of Blastaar!”

X-Men #53, February 1969

In Which We Learn That Jean Is Fighting A Lifelong Battle Against Asymmetrical Cleavage, That Xavier Blew His Mansion Decoration Budget on Vaulted Ceilings, And That Smart Superteams Recognize the Value of Large Appliance Corporate Sponsorships!

Episode 052, “Twilight of the Mutants!”

X-Men #52, January 1969

In Which We Find That Cyclops Has An Unswayable Commitment To The Business Of Show, That One Should Never Open Erik the Red’s Bag of Tricks In Front Of A Minor, And That Even Stan Lee Was Trying To Cash In On The Twilight Phenomenon, Thirty Years Before Its Publication!

Episode 051, “The Devil Had A Daughter!”

X-Men #51, December 1968

In Which We Learn That Lorna Dane May Be Less Fresh Than Advertised, That Cyclops’ Inability To Pucker Up and Blow Causes A Lot Of Inter-Team Strife, And That Magneto Loves His Monogram… Which Is Another Word That Starts With M!

Episode 050, “City of Mutants”

X-Men #50, November 1968

In Which We Discover That Supervillains Are Irresistably Draw To Scandinavian Modular Furniture, That Magneto Likes To Spend His Downtime Cruising The Carribbean Mixing Fruity Drinks, And That The Only Dark Lord To Which Lorna Dane Will Bow Down Is His Royal Highness, The Blizzard of Oz!

Episode 049, “Who Dares Defy… The Demi-Men?”

X-Men #49, October 1968

In Which We Find That Iceman Practices Total Domination of the Salad Bar, That The Troubles of Mesmero All Stem From His Zero J-Date Response Rate, And That Modern Hair Styling May Hide A Multitude of Mutants!

Episode 048, “Beware Computo, Commander of the Robot Hive!”

X-Men #48, September 1968

In Which We Learn That Marvel Girl Believes That Microphones Are Stealing Our Souls, That Scott Has A Face That Suggests Staying Power, And That Only An Evil Robot Would Choose Reverse Alphabetical Order!

Episode 047, “The Warlock Wears Three Faces!”

X-Men #47, August 1968

In Which We Discover That Iceman May Be Hiding A Herniated Disc, That Hippie Thugs Make Up For Their Mindless Brutality With A Strong Commitment To Multiculturalism, And That The One Thing The Warlock Fears Above All Else Is The Textile Industry!

Episode 046, “The End of the X-Men!”

X-Men #46, July 1968

In Which We Find That The Juggernaut Manages To Get By With Only Two Stages of Grief, That There Is No Helmet That Can Protect Against A Women’s Intuition, And That If Push Came to Shove, Bobby Would Really Rather Have The Carvel Cookie Puss!

Episode 045, “When Mutants Clash!”

X-Men #45/Avengers #53, June 1968

In Which We Discover That You May Cheer Up A Sleepy Jean But Under No Circumstances Should You Try To Wake Her, That Cyclops Has A Very Grim And Determined Lower Cheekbone, That Once The Avengers Are Settled Into A Television Show They Are Much Harder To Assemble, That There Is Nothing As Sweet As The Payoff of a Multi-issue Spy Arrow, And That What The Avengers Fear Most Are Campfire Girl Special Forces!