X-Men #53, February 1969
In Which We Learn That Jean Is Fighting A Lifelong Battle Against Asymmetrical Cleavage, That Xavier Blew His Mansion Decoration Budget on Vaulted Ceilings, And That Smart Superteams Recognize the Value of Large Appliance Corporate Sponsorships!
X-Men #52, January 1969
In Which We Find That Cyclops Has An Unswayable Commitment To The Business Of Show, That One Should Never Open Erik the Red’s Bag of Tricks In Front Of A Minor, And That Even Stan Lee Was Trying To Cash In On The Twilight Phenomenon, Thirty Years Before Its Publication!
X-Men #51, December 1968
In Which We Learn That Lorna Dane May Be Less Fresh Than Advertised, That Cyclops’ Inability To Pucker Up and Blow Causes A Lot Of Inter-Team Strife, And That Magneto Loves His Monogram… Which Is Another Word That Starts With M!
X-Men #50, November 1968
In Which We Discover That Supervillains Are Irresistably Draw To Scandinavian Modular Furniture, That Magneto Likes To Spend His Downtime Cruising The Carribbean Mixing Fruity Drinks, And That The Only Dark Lord To Which Lorna Dane Will Bow Down Is His Royal Highness, The Blizzard of Oz!
X-Men #49, October 1968
In Which We Find That Iceman Practices Total Domination of the Salad Bar, That The Troubles of Mesmero All Stem From His Zero J-Date Response Rate, And That Modern Hair Styling May Hide A Multitude of Mutants!
X-Men #48, September 1968
In Which We Learn That Marvel Girl Believes That Microphones Are Stealing Our Souls, That Scott Has A Face That Suggests Staying Power, And That Only An Evil Robot Would Choose Reverse Alphabetical Order!
X-Men #47, August 1968
In Which We Discover That Iceman May Be Hiding A Herniated Disc, That Hippie Thugs Make Up For Their Mindless Brutality With A Strong Commitment To Multiculturalism, And That The One Thing The Warlock Fears Above All Else Is The Textile Industry!
X-Men #46, July 1968
In Which We Find That The Juggernaut Manages To Get By With Only Two Stages of Grief, That There Is No Helmet That Can Protect Against A Women’s Intuition, And That If Push Came to Shove, Bobby Would Really Rather Have The Carvel Cookie Puss!
X-Men #45/Avengers #53, June 1968
In Which We Discover That You May Cheer Up A Sleepy Jean But Under No Circumstances Should You Try To Wake Her, That Cyclops Has A Very Grim And Determined Lower Cheekbone, That Once The Avengers Are Settled Into A Television Show They Are Much Harder To Assemble, That There Is Nothing As Sweet As The Payoff of a Multi-issue Spy Arrow, And That What The Avengers Fear Most Are Campfire Girl Special Forces!
X-Men #44, May 1968
In Which We Learn That The X-men Need A Canine To Help With Shackle Key Retrieval, That When Warren Watches The Lord of The Rings He Creepily Insists On Using Slow Motion For All The Hobbit Scenes, And That To This Day Professor X Can Not Even Eat A Peanut Without Weeping For The Memory Of Sally, Linus, And His Little Red-Headed Girl!