X-Men #62, November 1969
In Which We Learn That The Savage Land Tourist Board Is At Its Wits End With Ka-Zar, That Savage Times Were Shirt Free And Easy On The Eyes, And That There Is No Being Or Creature, Be They Alive, Dead, Or Sixty Million Years Extinct, Who Does Not Want To Punch Angel Right In The Face!
X-Men #61, October 1969
In Which We Discover That Doctor Lykos Seldom Walks Anywhere But When He Does It Is Like An Egyptian, That Face Punches Soothe Warren Like A Warm Bottle Of Milk, And That Sauron Has Much More Competitive Event Rates Than Those Uppity Goodyear Blimp People!
X-Men #60, September 1969
In Which We Find That The X-Men Health Plan Only Covers Maniacal Doctor Care, That Long Extinct Prehistoric Species Have Abysmally Low Q Ratings, And That A Guy Who Wants To Look Tough Should Really Downplay His Feathers!
X-Men #59, August 1969
In Which We Discover That Beast Is Not Altogther Pleased With Scott’s Commitment To His Personal Safety, That Our Future Robot Overlords Will Never Host A Pity Party, And That The Alphanumerically Low Robots Deserve An Award Just For Trying!
X-Men #58, July 1969
In Which We Find That For A Guy With Such A Biblical Name, Angel’s Religious Education Shows Some Fairly Substantal Gaps, That Havok Is Equally Well Dressed For Both The Tour De France And The MTV Music Awards, And That We Should Never Forget That Sentinel #8 Is The Baddest MoFo RoBo In The Land!
X-Men #57, June 1969
In Which We Discover That The Sentinels Latest Album Has A Much More Raw And Frenetic Sound, That Sometimes All You Need Is A Good Long Cold Poling, And That No Self-Respecting Criminal Henchman Will Follow Anyone Without A Monocle Or, At Bare Minimum, An Eye Patch!
X-Men #56, May 1969
In Which We Find That Alex Summers Has Skin Of Milky White And Blood-Red Lips, That The Snake Headdress Is The New Corporate Power Tie, And That Egyptian Exterminators Should Mainly Focus On The Dromedary Infestations!
X-Men #55, April 1969
In Which We Discover That Warren May Be At Risk For Punch Drunk Syndrome, That Sarcophagus Smugglers Need To Keep It Light and Breezy, And That More Villains Have Been Undone By A Potty Break Than You Might Think!
X-Men #54, March 1969
In Which We Find That The Jackal-Headed Deities Always Get The Crap Chores, That Santa Needs To Crack Down On His Little Helpers Moonlighting, And That While Bobby Likes The Idea of Japanese Fashion He Has Not Really Had The Time To Look Into It!
Ka-Zar #2-3 & Marvel Tales #30, Dec. 1970 – April 1971
In Which We Discover That Security At All Our National Monuments Seems Woefully Underfunded, That Angel Is Not Above Consuming Crustacean-Shaped Man Meat, And That The Worthington Estate Is Built On A Bloody Foundation Of Human Containment Tubes!