X-Men #18, March 1966
In Which We Learn The Only Brotherhood Magneto Should Be Concerned With Is The International Brotherhood of The Teamsters, That Some May Confuse Angels With Eggies, And That One Should Never Bring an Ultraviolet Inspection Light Into Xavier’s Guest Room Unless They Are Prepared For a Sight They Can Not Ever Unsee!
X-Men #17, February 1966
In Which We Learn That To Keep His Apartment Xavier May Need To Convince His Landlord Mr. Roper That He Is Light In The Loafers, That Cyclops’ Optometrist Would Like To Invite You To His Gun Show, And That Beast May Have Renewed His Membership For The He-Man Woman Haters Club!
We lie down and take in this latest mutant escapade! Check out what we thought of this X-Prequel.
X-Men #16, January 1966
In Which We Learn That Mutants Are Better Globe Fodder Than Falling Snow, That The Crystal Power Lobby Might Be More Powerful Than I Previously Thought, And That No Matter How Big The Problem There Is A Wrench Big Enough To Fix It.
X-Men #15, December 1965
In Which We Find That If You Can’t Ride Your Ice Slide You Better Make It Glide, That Robot-Man Procreation Would Be An Abomintaion If It Didn’t Feel So Right, And That All Applications For Human Evisceration Must Be Filed In Triplicate.
X-Men #14, November 1965
In Which We Discover The Lost Sensual Art of Wing Taping, That Even Crazed Bigots Have A Modicum of Self-Preservation, And That There Is No Word In The English Language More Terrifying Than… Anthropologist.
X-Men #13, September 1965
In Which We Learn That Demon Warriors Get All The Best Bondage Gear, That The Days of Professor X Running In Manhattan’s Elite Social Circles Are Over, And That The Juggernaut Likes To Get It From Behind!
X-Men #12, July 1965
In Which We Learn That Children Should Never Be Told What Their Grenades Do, That Kim Jong-Il May Have A Future In Convention Cosplay, And That The Butler Did It! Did He Ever!
X-Men #11, May 1965
In Which We Learn That Facial Hair Makes The Mystery Man, What Happens When Cyclops Gets Hassled By “The” Man, And That Where There Is Haberdashery There Is Evil. Vertically Adjacent Evil. Hey, It’s Rent Controlled, What Can You do?
X-Men #10, March 1965
In Which We Learn That Color TV Or Not One Must Always Knock Before Entering Warren’s Room, That Tyrannosaurs And Pyramids Are An Unpleasant Mix At Best, And Hospitality Thy Name Is Not Ape Man.
