Episode 013, “Where Walks The Juggernaut!”
X-Aspirations Episode 013
X-Men #13, September 1965
“Where Walks The Juggernaut!”
Story by Stan Lee, Layouts by Jack Kirby, Pencils by Jay Gavin, Inked by Joe Sinnott, Lettered by Sam Rosen.
My Teenage Sex Club Invitation Was Lost In The Mail!
In Which We Learn That Demon Warriors Get All The Best Bondage Gear, That The Days of Professor X Running In Manhattan’s Elite Social Circles Are Over, And That The Juggernaut Likes To Get It From Behind!
That is, Get Drawings of Himself Taken From A Camera Angle That Is Behind Him! Wow, I Need To Be Clearer When I Write Things Like That.
Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. Mr. Marko, you’re trying to seduce me.
But… These are the freshest of jams. You have to let me be your wedding DJ!
The Wizard?! Really, Johnny? Does the Wizard have the moxie of Telly Savalas? The smokey eroticism of Yul Brynner? The raw sexuality of Patrick Stewart? Seriously, boy, go flame yourself.
Say Scott, Do you think he is mad that I spit on him? Hmmm… Yeah, I think he’s mad.
Hey Hank, have you seen my ceiling fan? I last saw it lying between my boxing glove and my circus whizz missle… Oh come on, Hank!
Wow. I was sure we were going to see some serious Helmet Hair, but you know what, his hair looks positively luxurious. Body by Cytorrak, hair by Cain Marko.
Ah, nothing like the camaraderie of multiple fractures. Wait until we all simultaneously burst our spleens!
Rest up, indeed.
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