Episode 132, “Cry, Mutant!”

X-Men #148, August 1981
“Cry, Mutant!”
Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Janice Chiang, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.

Quality, Value, Convenience, and Mutation!

In Which We Discover That Wolverine Is A Dark Master Of The High Shoulder Stab, That You Can Say Whatever You Want About Caliban’s Hideous Disfigurement, But He Can Get You Into Any Club in Manhattan, And That It Is Not Even The First Time Tonight That Someone Has Stripped Under A Table at Club Infinity!

Not All Women Pine For Cyclops’ Noble, Brooding Heart – Some Just Want A Delicious Dose Of Those Chiseled, Ruby-Red Abs!

Elevator pitch: It’s like Here to Eternity mixed with Planet of the Apes.

And porn.

This is what happens when you give Trump money for a wall.

At last Nightcrawler would learn where Wolverine hid those mini-Danishes.

OK, Ororo, why do you always get to be the thimble!

Always disable the In-App purchases, Banshee. Always.

Dazzler knows there is nothing you can’t accomplish with enough vinyl wall decals!

Eh… let’s just split the difference.

Sure, men have to wear a coat and tie but women can wear anything they want!

Alas, poor Yorick…. I’m gonna punch ya!

I just have one question… Have you seen my crotch?

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