Episode 131, “Rogue Storm!”

X-Men #147, July 1981
“Rogue Storm!”
Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.

There’s No Biz Like Toy Biz!

In Which We Learn That The Professor and Doom Are Subscribers To The Same Torture Room Monthly, That Henchmen Only Really Hench For The Fringe Benefits, And That Wolverine Is Working Hard To Broaden Himself With More Focused Mindless Slashing!

Doctor Doom’s Signature Move Is Asking Scantily Clad Heroes Up To His Room To See His Charcoal Sketches… And If That Works Out, It’s Devices Time!

Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening… Bismillah! Wait, I finally understand Bohemian Raphsody.

Wait, can you hear me? I can’t hear you. How about now?

Yes, I AM holding the microphone button!!!

That Mega-Storm is going to wipe out all of human civilization. Gentlemen, we will have to restart the human race from here. Now, who remembered to integrate women into Air Defense Comand?

All I know is that my manicure would be ruined without these yellow gloves.

The next time Storm drops her Tiara in the lake, she can just get it herself!

Don’t bad mouth “An Officer and A Gentleman” in Wolverine’s presence, and especially not on Richard Gere appreciation day!

Doom would either turn up the thermostat above freezing or Wolverine would make him!

Even though Ororo may be “Free,” you know someone is going to have to pay.

Now please… re-rivet your pants.

She combined Scott’s two greatest loves: From Here To Eternity and cut-off Jeans.

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