Episode 012, “The Origin of Professor X!”

X-Aspirations Episode 012
X-Men #12, July 1965
“The Origin of Professor X!”
Written by Stan Lee, Layouts by Jack Kirby, Pencils by Alex Toth, Inked by Vince Colletta, Lettered by Sam Rosen.

Feel The Rhythm of The Marvel Method!

In Which We Learn That Children Should Never Be Told What Their Grenades Do, That Kim Jong-Il May Have A Future In Convention Cosplay, And That The Butler Did It! Did He Ever!

Sorry, Charlie.

Pay no attention to the man behind the radioactive death cloud!

Here’s a further tip, young Xavier. If Cain says that if your hand is bigger than your face, then you have cancer, just kick him in the nuts and run.

With Mutant Karate I’ll kick your ass, from here to Tiananmen Square… (This one goes out to my Tenacious Homies).

Xavier can’t even look us in the eyes while spinning this yarn. I’m starting to suspect he doesn’t actually know how he injured his legs. Two words: Ether Binge.


OK, you find an unattended temple dedicated to a demon God covered in gold and  jewels. You can A) back out slowly and call an air strike on your position, B) record the location for a return trip accompanied by Delta Force and the Sorcerer Supreme, or C) look for the most evil thing in the room and immediately touch it. If you answered C) you might be a redneck!

I am totally in the mood for Tandoori chicken right now.

Thanksgiving at Gran-ma-ma’s just got real.

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