Episode 120, “The Fate of the Phoenix!”

X-Men #137, September 1980
“The Fate of the Phoenix!”
Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Jim Salicrup and Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter.

Don’t Cry, We’ll Be Back Again Some Month!

In Which We Find That Five Billion Is Actually The Loneliest Number, That The Only Way For The X-Men To Save Jean Is To Go The Full Monty, And That Gladiator Does Not Want You To Hate Him Because He Is Beautiful!

You Can Forget Their Weird Tears, Because The Shi’Ar Also Poop Ampersands!


The line item for hairspray in the Shi-Ar budget is definitely not negligible.

It’s the “Will They” or “Won’t They” romantic romp that no one will be seeing this or any other summer.

No visit to a Shi-Ar brothel is complete without a visit from the dude with a long box and four thumbs.

Don’t worry about the claws in the shower, guys, all of his parts are made of adamantium.

Is it me or is the only difference between a naked Wolverine and a naked Beast more blue ink?

Peter just thinks better when his crotch can breath.

Our write-in contest: “What Is Storm Hiding Under Her Pillow” has been canceled because all of you are sick, demented perverts.

Modern scholars all agree that the opening of Lunar Disney was a foolish act of extreme hubris.

Storm is just too natural for Lady Speedstick!

With Skrull technology, you now face the FOUR Faces of Eve! Ha ha – er– What, too obscure? Curse you humans and your limited exposure to 1950s movie classics!

The stands at the UCLA/USC game were out of control this year.

Phoenix announced her rebirth with giant mosquito announcements from Paperless Post.

I think its a Pas de Deux, Petey, now shut up and act like an effervescent swan!

Poor Jean, you just can’t out-dazzle the Dazzler!

 

 

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