Episode 098, “To Save The Savage Land”

 

X-Men #116, December 1978
“To Save The Savage Land”
Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter

Verpooten In The Lappings of Luxury!

In Which We Find That The Pterodactyl Men Would Be Wise To Invest In Some High Quality Bond Stationery, That Banshee Has a Body Built For Ladies But A Mouth Designed For Rest Stops, And That It Looks Like Cyclops Needs To Stop Skipping Xavier’s Zoomba Classes!

More Ken Howard Trivia: The White Shadow Was The First Ensemble Drama on Prime-Time Television With a Predominantly African-American Cast!

To save the Savage Land, the X-Men must call 311 to get the city to remove the graffiti!

Quick!  We must release Pauly Shore from that Biodome before another terrible movie is made!

Ah, cats do such incredible things. Wolverine must love today’s internet.

No matter how much Ororo gnaws on her hands, she just can’t make claws pop out like Wolvie.

If you found this image with your ‘deep throat’ internet search, odds are fairly good that you are disappointed.

Ugh, I hate it when he wears the red cape. Red is my thing!

I miss the days when male enhancement ads just had bathtubs on a hill.

The whole way up Scott can’t stop thinking how awesome this stairway would be for Slinkies…

Its not the fall that gets you, its the…

What was that? Bottomless?! Huh. I guess it is the fall. Carry on.

Without George Clooney, This Is At Best A Near Perfect Storm.

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