Episode 094, “Magneto Triumphant!”

X-Men #112, August 1978
“Magneto Triumphant!”
Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Bruce Patterson, Edited by Jim Shooter

K-Ruff The Criminal Dog!

In Which We Find That Magneto Is Like a Box Of Chocolates, Only Its Just Two Flavors And They Both Taste Nasty, That While Moira MacTaggert May Look Good In The French Maid Outfit That Is As Far as It Goes, And That Wolverine Has a Rational Fear of Giant Knives In His Face!

There Is One Reason Most of South America Is Flyover Country: Jaguars!

This Thursday on ABC, the kids can’t stand him, but sometimes a teacher just has to break all the rules!

Magneto is clearly in violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Cross this line… and you die!

Magneto was never asked back to the Antique Road Show.

Magneto knows… Sabbath FOREVER!

Jean’s Phoenix incarnation is so intense we aren’t even allowed an angle in which we can see her crotch.

In his final performance, Senor Wences went to a dark, dark place.

Magneto played it pretty cool, not letting on that he had just simultaniously dislocated both his shoulders.

In her younger days the Jetsons’ Rosie hung with a bad crowd.

Hey kids! Collect all 8 “Dismayed X-Pressions!” ™

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