Episode 080, “Merry Christmas, X-Men…”

X-Aspirations Episode 080
X-Men #98, April 1976
“Merry Christmas, X-Men…”
Written by Chris Claremont, Penciled by Dave Cockrum, Inked by Sam Grainger, Lettered by Joe Rosen, Colors by Janice Cohen, Edited by Marv Wolfman

Claremont as Crystal!

In Which We Discover That The X-Mansion Undergarment Situation Is Becoming Desperate, That Nothing Ruins Romantic Mojo Like Artificial Humanoids, And That All Marvel Scientists Want To Pretend They Know Astronomy, You Know, Because It Is Awesome!

The Only Good Eagle Is a Spread Eagle!

Say what you want about Professor X, he always provided top notch winter wear.

So uh, Jack, how long are we going to watch this?

Alternative panel dialogue: “Aaaah! God-Zil-La!”

Apparently a Sentinel’s innards are composed entirely of one hash pipe, half an extension cord, two spools of wire, a police baton, and a broken 8-tack tape.

When Banshee busts out Jumping Jacks, he does not screw around.

Gozer the Gozerian… good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

C’mon Sentinel, you already arose from the water like Poseidon. Is the overly dramatic pose really necessary?

Here at White Jumpsuits Inc., we go the extra mile to ensure a perfect fit.

Why isn’t he using his adamantium blades for a more even alteration? You know what? Jean was ready for a new tailor.

In space, no one can hear Banshee scream! Or respirate for that matter.

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