Episode 079, “My Brother, My Enemy!”

X-Aspirations Episode 079
X-Men #97, February 1976
“My Brother, My Enemy!”
Written by Chris Claremont, Penciled by Dave Cockrum, Inked by Sam Grainger, Lettered by Annette Kaye, Colors by Don Warfield, Edited by Marv Wolfman

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In Which We Find That Colossus Is Learning That Men With Tails Make Lousy Wing Men, That The Secret To Interstellar Warfare Is A Delicate Balance of Speed, Stealth, Destructive Force, and… Adorability, And That Airline Cockpits Are All Cigar Smoke And Sorrowful Love That Can Not Be!

Cyclops Should Really Consider Getting A Fetish Vault!

This year’s Presidential Debates were unexpectedly awesome!

And for goodness sakes, use a coaster!

The worst part is all his credit cards are now useless.

The TWA employee strike of ’76 was… contentious.

And worst of all, Scott just knew Eric would return the bondage gear without cleaning it.

One could say that Ororo took the Disco scene by “Storm”.

That joked killed with Donna Summer’s entourage. Killed.

All big brothers say that, but it’s not true.

Awww, another plane tire?  You got me that last year.

And as Storm dissolves, all her energy flows into the giant, red monkey vagina…
What?  That’s not what you see?

I guess Scott couldn’t take even one more chorus of Gangnam Style.

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