Episode 071, “…And Now Magento!”

X-Aspirations Episode 071
Avengers #110-111, April – May 1973
“…And Now Magneto!”
“With Two Beside Them!”

Written by Steve Englehart, Pencils by Don Heck, Inked by Frank Giacoia and Mike Esposito, Lettering by S. Leferman and John Costanza, Colors by Glynis Wein and David Hunt, Edited by Roy Thomas

We Double The X and Double The Sexy!

In Which We Find That Professor X Would Like You To Keep Cowardly Currs Separate From Your Foolish Fops, That The Deinonychus Can’t Get No Dino-Respect, And That Magneto’s Greatest Power May Really Be His Unrelenting Optimism!

One Thing We Can All Agree On: Naughty Robot Love Is Infinitely Less Creepy Than Stripping For Your Dad!

This leopard print rug is so soft!

Whenever Scarlet Witch answered the telemarketing calls, things got intense.

What caused the extinction of the dinosaurs? Right now I am going with nasty eye fungus!

Magneto ran the most grueling dance program in New York, but Wanda was determined to quit her welding job!

In his defense, Alfred asked for decaf.

Yonder white buffaloing mortals best not be bogarting all my Svartalheimian chronic!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we all know why we are gathered here today! Let me introduce the man! The myth! The legend! Zamfir!

It was this sort of behavior that led to the eventual cancellation of Avengers’ movie night.

Their teammates did not understand their passion for floor buffing.

Margarita Mondays at Magneto’s regularly got just cra-AYzy.

In Russia, when emotions overwhelm, we make with the super squinty-eyes. Like so. Everyone try now!

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