Episode 061, “In The Shadow Of… Sauron!”

X-Aspirations Episode 061
X-Men #60, September 1969
“In The Shadow Of… Sauron!”
Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Neal Adams, Inked by Tom Palmer, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee.

Obscene Of The Crime!

In Which We Find That The X-Men Health Plan Only Covers Maniacal Doctor Care, That Long Extinct Prehistoric Species Have Abysmally Low Q Ratings, And That A Guy Who Wants To Look Tough Should Really Downplay His Feathers!

Poor Alex Just Can’t Shake The Slab!

These stick up lights work everywhere.

Those stirrups are set way too high.

Hey Lorna, you know what I like?

Watching the guys get raped by giant metal penises?

Exactly.

Their game of touch football quickly fell apart when the Scarlet Witch refused to join the “Skins” team.

Naming your pterodactyl is a bad idea.

Especially if you are going to just attack it with large sticks.

So…. Should I take this to mean there will be no bacon strips?

Herr Anderssen always felt that the Chronicles of Narnya far outstripped Tolkien’s turgid effort and he would not have his daughter marry anyone who felt otherwise!

Ed. Note: Clearly the man is insane.

Where do these Marvel Monsters buy all their sweatpants?!

The part of Angel will from now on be played by Marty Feldman.

One Response to “Episode 061, “In The Shadow Of… Sauron!””

  1. penguinlove2000@yahoo.com says:

    You guys are so, so funny!!!

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