Episode 043, “The Torch Is Passed…!”

X-Aspirations Episode 043
X-Men #43, April 1968
“The Torch Is Passed…!”
Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by George Tuska, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee.

Also Included: “Call Him… Cyclops”
Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee.

Never Say Nephrosis!

In Which We Discover That Marvel Comics May Have To Institute Mandatory Drug Tests For All Of Its Super-Speedsters, That Magneto Needs To Stop Buying Creepy Marital Aids For His Lackeys, And That There Is A Reason Hank McCoy Lost His Olympic Torch Relay Eligibility!

In the iFuture, We Will All Be Oz-Loading Lollypop Guild Content To Our Mobile Ruby Devices!

Magneto has a secret penchant for overly elaborate snow globes.

Following the cancellation of Star Trek, several of the cast members went through some lean years.

Some kids love splashing in puddles, but a deep fear of sock mildew paralyzed young Pietro.

Scott could feel Jean checking out his new latex bodysuit. Slower. He would take off the coat even slower.

Now this time I’m serious, Bobby! Nothing goes in this microwave but food!

Do you recall, sweet sister, all the really uncomfortable looks the Avengers would give us every time I held you… just… like… this?

It’s all right, Pietro. Boobs heal all wounds.

Your mother’s name is Magda? That’s really weird. I used to bang a broad in Romania named Magda! Gosh, that must have been 20, maybe 22 years ago… Urk.

The more Warren talks, the less Jean will be able to resist punching him right in the taint.

A giant Ram’s Head juts out from Beast’s Crotch to butt the other X-men.
I weep, for there is now nothing left to be seen.

Mmmmm.  Medium Rare.

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