Episode 039, “The Fateful Finale!”

X-Aspirations Episode 039
X-Men #39, December 1967
“The Fateful Finale!”
Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Don Heck, Inked by Vince Colletta, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee.

Also Included: “Lonely Are the Hunted!”
Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by Al Kurzrok, Edited by Stan Lee.

Simple Simon Met A Line Man!

In Which We Find That The Best Fog Lights Are .50 Caliber Machine Guns, That The Alarm Clock And Suitcase Bomb Industries Are Dangerously Intertwined, And That Doublemint Gum Has Finally Gotten Into The Lucrative Hairless Genius Market!

You Call This Soft Serve? Androids Attack!

Mankind could not hope to withstand his bi-television technology!

When sneaking into the Giant’s castle to steal The Golden Goose, one should avoid the sex toy drawer at all costs.

That’s right, Warren, she said to smuggle the dope in your ass.

Scram everyone! It’s Officer Krupke!

Alright, who left their gum on the table?!

The park reservation system was notorious for double booking the main picnic area.

Sucker punch!

Mmmmm, I’d like to be the meat in that Xavier sandwich. Brow on brow action!

Hey Jean, isn’t the Yellow Power Ranger supposed to be a girl?

Just shut your pretty, girlie mouth, Warren. Just shut your mouth.

Hobo love starts rough, but ends sweet. Plus they let you keep the bowler hat.

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