Episode 033, “Into The Crimson Cosmos!”

X-Aspirations Episode 033
X-Men #33, June 1967
“Into The Crimson Cosmos!”
Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inking by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee.

Kane Has His Finger In Too Many Batman Pies!

In Which We Discover Why The List Of Required Mystical Components For Doctor Strange Always Includes A Sleeve Of Golf Balls, That Licorice Candy Based Bondage Is On The Upswing, And That Andre 3000 May Actually Be A Demon Banished To A Crimson Hell Dimension! Try To At Least Look Surprised.

Uh Oh, Looks Like The Juggernaut Really Hit The Fan!

The original Gil Kane cover to X-Men 33, rejected by the Comic Code Authority because it was too terrifying and demony.

Man, that Jean Grey is a real dish!

You think we all look alike.  Just because we are white and bald we are all Professor X, right? Racist.

The Cerebro machine could really use a home warranty plan.

That Elvis statue is so lifelike.  No matter where I go in the room, I think he is looking at me.

You are in the presence of the all-knowing, the all-seeing, Trash Heap! Nyah!

It is really amazing what you can do with a little crepe paper, some scotch tape, and a legion of damned souls.

What horrors lurk beneath that skimpy loin cloth? If the wind picks up, avert your eyes!

Remember the giant fist-fighting Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark? The one who got blind sided by the airplane propeller? Man that gave me the heebee geebees… Enough! Next panel. Next Panel!

No one can eat just one. No one can.

Bobby has really perfected the cowardly dash.

If the grill fails to ignite, let the gas clear and try again in a couple of minutes. Do not attempt to let the propane “really build up”.

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