Episode 032, “Beware The Juggernaut, My Son!”
X-Aspirations Episode 032
X-Men #32, May 1967
“Beware The Juggernaut, My Son!”
Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inking by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee.
More Gold, Silver, and Bronze Than An Olympiad!
In Which We Find That The New York Night Club Scene Is Notoriously Lax On Age Enforcement, That To Ride With Satan’s Saints You Must Be Prepared To Dine On An Incline, And That While Technically The Juggernaut Is Unstoppable, Sometimes He Just Can Not Deal With The Hassles of Modern Air Travel!
Execute Plan WTF, but keep Plan STFU in reserve!
Happy Birthday to Me, Happy Birthday to Me, Happpp…. Oh for Heaven’s sake!
Hey Scott and Jean, would you two do us all a favor and go bang it out in the back alley?
Your mutual befuddled yearning is putting me off my cake!
What delightful servants you have, Warren! Can you make the one with the big feet dance for me?
OK, we could have gone with a bondage joke here, but we didn’t. We didn’t, OK!?
His safety word is Cyttorak.
About now, little Hiram questioned his demand for an Altamont themed Bar Mitzvah.
Honey, I think I know why the baby’s not sleeping.
After the horrific mutant toupee incident, the Professor had to think of more inventive ways to hide his chrome dome.
Warren is so hip he only wears a half-jacket. A man this hot, needs to be half cool.
Oh wait, no, sorry. We are being assaulted by Bicyclops, Man Beast, Niceman, Angel of Doom, and Marvelous Girl.
I told you we should have gotten official trademarks!
The Beast’s wrongful death suit has no merit. The safety information that came with the slide clearly states for use by one child at a time.
Calgon, Take Me Away!
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