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Episode 051, “The Devil Had A Daughter!”

X-Men #51, December 1968

In Which We Learn That Lorna Dane May Be Less Fresh Than Advertised, That Cyclops’ Inability To Pucker Up and Blow Causes A Lot Of Inter-Team Strife, And That Magneto Loves His Monogram… Which Is Another Word That Starts With M!

Episode 050, “City of Mutants”

X-Men #50, November 1968

In Which We Discover That Supervillains Are Irresistably Draw To Scandinavian Modular Furniture, That Magneto Likes To Spend His Downtime Cruising The Carribbean Mixing Fruity Drinks, And That The Only Dark Lord To Which Lorna Dane Will Bow Down Is His Royal Highness, The Blizzard of Oz!

Episode 049, “Who Dares Defy… The Demi-Men?”

X-Men #49, October 1968

In Which We Find That Iceman Practices Total Domination of the Salad Bar, That The Troubles of Mesmero All Stem From His Zero J-Date Response Rate, And That Modern Hair Styling May Hide A Multitude of Mutants!

Episode 048, “Beware Computo, Commander of the Robot Hive!”

X-Men #48, September 1968

In Which We Learn That Marvel Girl Believes That Microphones Are Stealing Our Souls, That Scott Has A Face That Suggests Staying Power, And That Only An Evil Robot Would Choose Reverse Alphabetical Order!

Episode 047, “The Warlock Wears Three Faces!”

X-Men #47, August 1968

In Which We Discover That Iceman May Be Hiding A Herniated Disc, That Hippie Thugs Make Up For Their Mindless Brutality With A Strong Commitment To Multiculturalism, And That The One Thing The Warlock Fears Above All Else Is The Textile Industry!

Episode 046, “The End of the X-Men!”

X-Men #46, July 1968

In Which We Find That The Juggernaut Manages To Get By With Only Two Stages of Grief, That There Is No Helmet That Can Protect Against A Women’s Intuition, And That If Push Came to Shove, Bobby Would Really Rather Have The Carvel Cookie Puss!

Episode 045, “When Mutants Clash!”

X-Men #45/Avengers #53, June 1968

In Which We Discover That You May Cheer Up A Sleepy Jean But Under No Circumstances Should You Try To Wake Her, That Cyclops Has A Very Grim And Determined Lower Cheekbone, That Once The Avengers Are Settled Into A Television Show They Are Much Harder To Assemble, That There Is Nothing As Sweet As The Payoff of a Multi-issue Spy Arrow, And That What The Avengers Fear Most Are Campfire Girl Special Forces!

Episode 044, “Red Raven, Red Raven…!”

X-Men #44, May 1968

In Which We Learn That The X-men Need A Canine To Help With Shackle Key Retrieval, That When Warren Watches The Lord of The Rings He Creepily Insists On Using Slow Motion For All The Hobbit Scenes, And That To This Day Professor X Can Not Even Eat A Peanut Without Weeping For The Memory Of Sally, Linus, And His Little Red-Headed Girl!

Episode 043, “The Torch Is Passed…!”

X-Men #43, April 1968

In Which We Discover That Marvel Comics May Have To Institute Mandatory Drug Tests For All Of Its Super-Speedsters, That Magneto Needs To Stop Buying Creepy Marital Aids For His Lackeys, And That There Is A Reason Hank McCoy Lost His Olympic Torch Relay Eligibility!

Episode 042, “If I Should Die…!

X-Men #42, March 1968

In Which We Find That Xavier Suffers From Mechanically Induced Incontinence, That Earth Annihilating Machines May Require Additional Child Safety Features, And That The X-Men Should Consider Tricking More Of Their Most Fearsome Foes Into Local Fast Food Eateries!