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Episode 069, “Iron Man: D.O.A.”

Amazing Adventures #12-15, May-November 1972

In Which We Find That Hank Will Never Get That Wet Beast Smell Out of His Upholstery, That Later Editions of The New Testament Downplayed Most of The Elaborate Heists, And That Surprisingly One Of The Best Ways To Male Bond Is Over Bondage!

Episode 068, “The Beast!”

Amazing Adventures #11, March 1972

In Which We Learn That Hank Always Kept His Bros Before Even The Reddest-Headest Of Ho’s, That First Names Are Only For Whores, Waitresses, And Theater Folk, And That Maybe Professor X Should Have Made More Time To Have “The Talk” With Beast!

Episode 067, “The Mutants and The Monster”

X-Men #66, March 1970

In Which We Discover That No Chrome-Headed Genius Can Resist The Siren Song Of A Size 20 Hulk Crammed Into Size 10 Pants, That The Craisin Is The Most Sensual Of The Dehydrated Diminutive Fruits, And That The First Thing Hulk Must SMASH… Are His Own Self Doubts!

Episode 066, “Before I’d Be Slave…”

X-Men #65, February 1970

In Which We Find That Cyclops Prepares For All His Alien Invasions With An Intense Series Of Kegels, That Real BFFs Should Brutally Attack Each Other At Any Provocation, And That The Loathesome And Terrible Z’Nox Are Secretly Beloved By The American Society For Betterment Of Scrabble (ASFBA)!

Episode 065, “The Coming Of Sunfire!”

X-Men #64, January 1970

In Which We Learn That No Marvel Crisis Is Complete Without The Abject Terror Of A Hippie, That Bobby Can Not Even Stand To Steam Clean His Carpets, And That If Your Uncle Asks To Take You To Your Childhood Home Always Be Sure To Get A Becquerel Count!

Episode 064, “War In The World Below!”

X-Men #63, December 1969

In Which We Discover That Ka-Zar Loses Interest Fast In Things He Can Not Punch, That Cats Have Nothing On The Lives Of Magneto, And That You Could Take A Subway To China If It Weren’t For The Damn Mole People!

Episode 063, “Strangers … In A Savage Land!”

X-Men #62, November 1969

In Which We Learn That The Savage Land Tourist Board Is At Its Wits End With Ka-Zar, That Savage Times Were Shirt Free And Easy On The Eyes, And That There Is No Being Or Creature, Be They Alive, Dead, Or Sixty Million Years Extinct, Who Does Not Want To Punch Angel Right In The Face!

Episode 062, “Monsters Also Weep!”

X-Men #61, October 1969

In Which We Discover That Doctor Lykos Seldom Walks Anywhere But When He Does It Is Like An Egyptian, That Face Punches Soothe Warren Like A Warm Bottle Of Milk, And That Sauron Has Much More Competitive Event Rates Than Those Uppity Goodyear Blimp People!

Episode 061, “In The Shadow Of… Sauron!”

X-Men #60, September 1969

In Which We Find That The X-Men Health Plan Only Covers Maniacal Doctor Care, That Long Extinct Prehistoric Species Have Abysmally Low Q Ratings, And That A Guy Who Wants To Look Tough Should Really Downplay His Feathers!

Episode 060, “Do Or Die, Baby!”

X-Men #59, August 1969

In Which We Discover That Beast Is Not Altogther Pleased With Scott’s Commitment To His Personal Safety, That Our Future Robot Overlords Will Never Host A Pity Party, And That The Alphanumerically Low Robots Deserve An Award Just For Trying!