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Episode 041, “Now Strikes… The Sub-Human!”

X-Men #41, February 1968

In Which We Learn That The Professor Needs To Chill The Heck Out With The Demerits, That Vera Expects Her X-Men To Go All Night, And That The Beast Can Smell What The Sub-Human Is Cooking!

Episode 040, “The Mark of the Monster!”

X-Men #40, January 1968

In Which We Discover That Angels Rush In Where Fools Fear To Tread, That Hundred Year Old Reanimated Corpses Are Terrible At Movie Trivia, And That If No One Is Going To Do Any Of The Reading, Xavier Wonders Why He Even Bothers!

Episode 039, “The Fateful Finale!”

X-Men #39, December 1967

In Which We Find That The Best Fog Lights Are .50 Caliber Machine Guns, That The Alarm Clock And Suitcase Bomb Industries Are Dangerously Intertwined, And That Doublemint Gum Has Finally Gotten Into The Lucrative Hairless Genius Market!

Episode 038, “The Sinister Shadow of… Doomsday!”

X-Men #38, November 1967

In Which We Learn That It Is Important To Bring Your Giant Candy Bar And Jellied Nitroglycerine In Separate Bags, That Italy Is Dangerously Overpopulated with Multi-Vowelled Cities, And That Xavier Needs To Show Us Exactly Where The Mutant Master Touched Him!

Episode 037, “We, The Jury …”

X-Men #37, October 1967

In Which We Discover That Factor Three’s Mom Is Going To Be So Pissed When She Sees They Have Gotten Into Her Good Cookware, That Beast Can’t Stop Drawing To The Inside Straight, And That If You Face The GuardBot You Won’t Be Sitting Down For A Week!

Episode 036, “Mekano Lives!”

X-Men #36, September 1967

In Which We Learn That Thanks To The Unions All Our Super-Jobs Are Going Overseas, That Next Time A Man In An Exoskeleton Returns A Book Late You May Want To Just Let It Slide, And That We Can Forget About All The Single Mothers, The Real Problem Is All The Damn Welfare Professors!

Episode 035, “Along Came A Spider…”

X-Men #35, August 1967

In Which We Discover That Xavier May Be Moving Into The Psychedelic Successories Business, That When Numbering Evil Henchmen Never Aim Numerically Low, And That The Number One Problem With Running A Picturesque Bed And Breakfast In A Restored, Old Mill Is The Constant Robo-Arachnoid Attacks!

Episode 034, “War — In a World of Darkness!”

X-Men #34, July 1967

In Which We Learn That The X-Men Have Been Naughty, Naughty Boys, That New York Pay Phones Are Both Phallic and Profane, And That Whether Your Skin Be Pink, Orange, Or Sickly Yellow, It Is All The Same In The Dark!

Episode 033, “Into The Crimson Cosmos!”

X-Men #33, June 1967

In Which We Discover Why The List Of Required Mystical Components For Doctor Strange Always Includes A Sleeve Of Golf Balls, That Licorice Candy Based Bondage Is On The Upswing, And That Andre 3000 May Actually Be A Demon Banished To A Crimson Hell Dimension. Try To At Least Look Surprised.

Episode 032, “Beware The Juggernaut, My Son!”

X-Men #32, May 1967

In Which We Find That The New York Night Club Scene Is Notoriously Lax On Age Enforcement, That To Ride With Satan’s Saints You Must Be Prepared To Dine On An Incline, And That While Technically The Juggernaut Is Unstoppable, Sometimes He Just Can Not Deal With The Hassles of Modern Air Travel!